- Has anyone come across any data that determines whether or not adopted highways have any abandonment issues later on in life?
- You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one damn night!"
- I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters.
- says i'm gonna yank it like a monkey in a Mango tree.
- is Damit.... I woke up with a pulse. I supose this means I should get dressed now....
- says have you seen the new Hippie doll? wind it up and it doesn't work.
- Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
- is On-Star has made it so much more difficult for me to take my time when I'm robbing accident victims.
- feel like standing across the street facing a nursing home in a grim reaper costume and waving at all the old people I see...
- is I wasn't masturbating, I was cleaning it and it just went off!
- when everything seems overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
- is kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now.
- i got sacked from the salvation army soup kitchen today,ungratful bastards.All i said was hurry up 4fucks sake!!some of us have homes 2 go 2.
- I don't drink water.....FISH have sex in it!!
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Posted by Nathan Scott Phillip at 3:36 AM