Facebook Addiction


    • You haven't visited any other website in the past 3 months.
    • You think poking is a valid form of flirting.
    • You have Facebook "friends" that you've never met in person.
    • You wake up every 10 minutes, at night, to check your updates.
    • As soon as you meet someone in real life, you go home to search for them on Facebook.
    • You are the "Bill Gates" of Farmville.
    • You think your image is controlled by your profile picture.
    • You think that wishing someone "happy birthday" on their wall is sufficient.
    • The last time you had any intimate contact was when you were 'poked' by some guy you haven't seen for two years. Actual sex is so last century.
    • You've just spent the last hour looking at photos of someone you don't even know.
    • You are caught by your husband hanging half out of the bath tub trying to avoid getting your iPhone wet, while Facebooking.
    • You go mad when the number of your Facebook friends go down from 923 to 922!
    • You have stopped sex to say, “Oh my gosh, guess what happened on Facebook today???
    • As soon as you step away from your computer you're on FB on your phone.
    • You spend more time posting a picture of something on Facebook than you spent with that something.
    • When you’re on vacation, you go out of your way to find Facebook access.
    • You have Facebook open while your reading this article!