Top 5 AWESOME of the week!!! 05/08/2011

• went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

• When I read a really stupid status I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?”

• Welcome to the real internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are the FBI!

• I am pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands and acting like they've never heard of vodka!

• On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.