- said...Be Positive! It's infectious, I caught it a few months ago and it won't go away so be careful.
- Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
- At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
- If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie
- demands to ban I Want a New Drug. We all know the current ones are fine.
- X is pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
- I haven't seen a spider in the house in days.WHAT THE F*CK ARE THEY PLANNING?
- The question asked "have you ever been convicted of a crime" followed by "explain why"... so I put "no" and "good lawyer."
- According to ABC news the mission to assassinate Osama Bin Laden was carried out by a unit so secret their existence cannot be verified....THE A-TEAM IS BACK!
- worried that my drinking might be affecting my memory. I'm also worried it might be affecting my memory.
- Whenever I hear someone say “STOP” my brain says “Hammer Time”
- is cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass...
- Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Posted by Ashton Phoenix at 2:59 PM