- is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
- This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
- Sorry, Mr. Homeless Guy, here's the story. I'm in college. I work part time and I can only support one of our alcohol problems.
- “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- says I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out
- Because of cell phones, kids today will never know what it's like to choke their friends with a phone cord.
- Just found out that being a "person of interest" is not as cool as it sounds.
- says I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
- I’m not only a workaholic, I drink at home too
- Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
- My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- I like failure because it’s so easy to achieve!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Posted by Ashton Phoenix at 1:19 AM