- Survival rule #1: You go first.
- Next time I'm on an elevator with four or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say, "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.
- is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
- I love my penis, it always sticks up for me
- is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome
- If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
- Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer
- I cry during sex.... fucking Mace
- Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
- TORNADO RIPS THROUGH CEMETARY, HUNDREDS DEAD
- thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
- would quit smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs
- I'm 100% against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me.
- is going to the dark side...they have candy
Friday, May 13, 2011
Posted by Nathan Scott Phillip at 2:22 PM