4/23/2012

• Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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• If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!
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• Just found out that the girl from the Blind Melon video grew up to be Jonah Hill.
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• statistics show that 97 % of dead people will stop posting statuses.
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• If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you, it has really low self esteem and you should exploit that for s@xual favors
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• says I can always tell if someone is a murderer within the first 5 seconds of them stabbing me.
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• Where do you keep your booze? I keep mine in my liver, like normal people.
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• says When you upload photos to Facebook, I'd appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends. It makes stalking them much easier. Thank you.
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• So listen, here's the deal; If I wanna hear about god or religion I'll go to church, otherwise I am only here on Facebook to stalk and flirt.
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• says Here is a big shout out for slugs, those little guys are out there doing the same stuff as snails but without helmets...
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• "Jesus loves you." It's so nice to hear that said to oneself in church!! ... "Jesus loves you." A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison!!